英文简历中不该说的话
致命的`大错
"Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10."
"Qualifications:Noeducationorexperience."
"Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy."
"Myorgpensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage."
"ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC."
"FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay."
"Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover65".
"Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate."
"ReasonforLeaving:Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear."
"ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtothewordparanoia.Iprefertoelaborateprivately."
打字错误与语法错误
"Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook."www.hxli.com
"Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingorgposer."
"Iamarabidtypist."
"WorkHistory:Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981."
"Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."
